R.I.P. Steve Jobs

While typing from my mac book, I am currently listening to an iPod, downloading porn on my iPad, and texting on my iPhone. Now many of you are probably thinking, this is just a great example of multitasking and your also probably thinking... Holy fuck this guy is a damn multitasking god. All of this is true. However, I would be doing absolutely none of this if it were not for Steve Jobs. I am in no way shape or form a nerd, in fact I tend to bully nerds on occasion, however I have made respect for Steve Jobs and I do hope that he is sipping on a Vodka Straight right now looking down at the new world that he has created. So thank you Steve. R.I.P.

Why sluts are sluts

Slut, Whore, Swamp Donkey, Night Walker, Skank, Hoe, Tramp, Bimbo. These are all common terms for a girl that sleeps with a lot of guys on a consistent basis. Now that you know what they are, let's talk about why they are that way.

Sluts are they way they are for a variety of different reasons. Most sluts are hoes because of a past event. Maybe there parents were over protective for a while and they feel that they've been missing out on life so when they finally get to start going out they smoke the first pole they see. Maybe they never had a father figure in there life and they need some kind of attention from a male so they start fuckin dudes left and right.


ANYWAYYYY about 99% of girls are sluts #fact


That Is All

Kim Kardashian gay?!

People have often pondered the idea that Kim Kardashian is a lesbian. However, they have never come up with any concrete evidence proving so. However they have also not provided any evidence that she is straight. We all know that she just got married to Kris Humphrey (New Jersey Net) (Professional Bench Warmer). I have two words for that... COVER UP. Kim Kardashian is just about as fucking straight as Boy George. The rumors about Kim Kardashian being gay popped up around last spring but nobody in the media had the BALLS to post a story about it.... until now. 

http://goo.gl/KDgkg

In March, Kim was apparently spotted locking lips with an unknown female. #FACT Then later that month she was asked if she was in fact "Batting for the other team" and she replied with, "I like pink tacos, is there something wrong with that?" Is there honestly anymore proof that we need... 

In Conclusion, Kim Kardashian does more muff diving than Ellen Degeneres. And thats a fact.

Thats all for now

-Bobbi Dawson-

What to expect

Seeing as your reading this blog I take it that you have great taste in blogs. I just wanted to start out by telling everyone what they can expect from this so called "blog". 

#1 My view on everything. FUCKIN EVERYTHING. 

#2 The facts on everything.

#3 Crude remarks on everything. FUCKIN EVERYTHING.

#4 A writer with confidence and to be honest, border line cockiness.

#5 Poor grammar. Come to this blog with the fuckin understanding that everything on here isn't gonna be grammatically correct. You just have to accept the fact. Bears shit in the woods, and I have poor grammar. (and by the way, people that correct other people on there grammar are douche bags) #fact

#6 Writing thats so good you thought it came straight out of an award winning book.

#7 Random posts that stray off topic but are interesting as fuck.

Thats all for now

-Bobbi Dawson-