Thursday, October 6, 2011

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

While typing from my mac book, I am currently listening to an iPod, downloading porn on my iPad, and texting on my iPhone. Now many of you are probably thinking, this is just a great example of multitasking and your also probably thinking... Holy fuck this guy is a damn multitasking god. All of this is true. However, I would be doing absolutely none of this if it were not for Steve Jobs. I am in no way shape or form a nerd, in fact I tend to bully nerds on occasion, however I have made respect for Steve Jobs and I do hope that he is sipping on a Vodka Straight right now looking down at the new world that he has created. So thank you Steve. R.I.P.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Why sluts are sluts


Slut, Whore, Swamp Donkey, Night Walker, Skank, Hoe, Tramp, Bimbo. These are all common terms for a girl that sleeps with a lot of guys on a consistent basis. Now that you know what they are, let's talk about why they are that way.

Sluts are they way they are for a variety of different reasons. Most sluts are hoes because of a past event. Maybe there parents were over protective for a while and they feel that they've been missing out on life so when they finally get to start going out they smoke the first pole they see. Maybe they never had a father figure in there life and they need some kind of attention from a male so they start fuckin dudes left and right.


ANYWAYYYY about 99% of girls are sluts #fact


That Is All